We have heard them all.  But now we have the all time winners... and the answers you can give to these EXCUSES you hear.  Because that is what they are - excuses.

I would never give you any kind of disease - I love you too much already.  Oh, thank you, dear.  Now do you have your certificate of health with you or do you need to go home to get it? What if one of my friends was in the drug store when I went to buy them.  Think of how embarrassed I would be.  Why do you think your friends ARE in the drugstore? We can't be spontaneous if I have to stop and put one on.  We won't be anything if you don't. I haven't had that many partners.  Oh, good.  then you can give me their names and everyone they had sex with. They are always too tight.  I can't stay hard.  Without one, there won't be a REASON to stay hard. I can't feel anything with one on.  And I won't feel anything without one. You wouldn't even want me to wear one, if you really loved me. If I didn't love you, we wouldn't have gotten this far. I won't come inside you, I have terrific control of my body.  And I have terrific control of mine.  That's why you won't BE inside without one. I don't have any of those kinds of diseases. You do have your certificate of health and those of all your previous partners with you, don't you?

I'm just too big and I can't find one that fits. I understand you think that, dear.  But they even have them for horses.  And I KNOW you aren't THAT BIG.

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